T  WINDS


THE HEART  IS  RELEASING

THERE  IS  PRESSURE  THERE

THE  WANT  TO  ESCAPE  AND  BE  FREE

THE  LAW  OF  T WINDS  IS  AT  THE  GATE

THEY  ARE  SAYING  "JOY,  YOU  CAN'T  COME  IN"

T  WINDS?  THEIR  NAMES  ARE  URGE  AND  TASTE.

THEY  PRESENT  THEMSELVES  AS  THE  NECESSITIES.

WHY  SHOULD  I  PAY  THEM   DO'S?

WHAT  CLUB  DID  I  JOIN  THAT  THEIR  FEE  I  AM  OWING?,

ESPECIALLY TO  T WINDS

THEY  SAID  THAT  THE  CLUB  IS  HUNGER..

AND  JOY  IS  AN  OUTCAST  HERE.

                                            COME  AND  STAY

ITS LIKE CLIMBING  PIKES PETE

AS  ON  THE  COUCH  WE  SIT

ONLY.  ADORATION  DRESSES  MY  EXPOSED  CLIT

SO  I'M  CLIMBING  MY  OWN   MOUNTAIN

DARK  HALLOW  CAVE OF  EYES

THAT  FILLED  ME  WITH  FEAR  AND  DREAD

ILLUMINE   LIKE  THE  NOONDAY  SUN

WHILE  I  SIT  HERE  ON  HIS  HEAD

TO  ME  THEY  DO  NOT  HIDE  TO  ME  THEY  SHOW  NO  FEAR

ONLY  LOVE  THEY  SEND  TO  ME

IN  WET  AND  STICKY  TEARS

HOLD  YOUR  HEAD  HIGH  MY  LOVER

IF  YOU  INTEND  TO  PLAY,

IN  THE  GARDEN OF  PUSSY  POWER

AND  FREELY  COME  AND  STAY.

                                                        SOME DAYS



SOME  DAYS  I  WANT  A

FAT  DICK

A  SKINNY  ONE  WON'T  DO

ON  THOSE  DAYS

ALL  I  CAN  THINK  ABOUT

IS

YOU

                                 COLORS  UNSEEN


I  DON'T  PLAY  CHESS  WITH  MY  BOYFRIENDS

BECAUSE  I  ALWAYS  WIN

IT  ALWAYS  SCREWS  UP  THE  RELATIONSHIP

BEFORE  THE  LOVIN  BEGINS

THEY  WOULD  LIKE  TO  THINK  I'M  A  COLORED  BROAD

WHO'S  WIT  IS  DIM  AT  BEST.  THEY  LIKE TO  FORGET THAT

I'M  SHOWING THEM

COLORS  THEY CAN'T SEE YET

AND THAT

KNOWING  ME  BROADENS  THEM

WITH  COLORS  UNSEEN YET.

                                                            R  I  P


I  WANT  TO  TOUCH  YOUR  WRINKLE  BUT

FEEL  THE  HAIR  BETWEEN  YOUR  THIGHS

I  WANT  TO  SMELL  YOU  STANDING  STRAIGHT 

AND  MEET  YOU  EYE  TO  EYE

I  WANT  TO  DROWN  YOU  WITH  MY  VOICE

UNSPOKEN  WORD  I  WILL SING

A  LULLABY,  THAT  SOOTHES

MY  WEEPING  KING

THEN  COVER  YOU

WITH  A  WET  WARM  TOWEL

AND  YOU  REST  IN  PEACE

MY  LOVE

                                 HI  CRICKET!


ARE YOU  GEMINI  OR JEMETTE?

OH  I  LIKE  CRICKETS  I  LIKE  THEM  IN  MY  HOUSE.

I  LIKE  THE  SONG  THEIR  LEGS  MAKE,

WHEN  THEY  ARE  CALLING  FOR  THEIR  SPOUSE.

THEY SAY  "HONEY  I'M  HERE  TO  SEE  YOU  ",

AS  THEY  SING  THEIR  SAWING  SONG.

THEY  SAY  " COME  ON ,

LET'S  MAKE  LITTLE  CRICKETS

ALL  NIGHT  LONG.

            MY  BOYFRIEND  CALLS  ME  AN  ALLIGATOR



FOR  THE  WAY  I  EAT  MY  FOOD

I  USUALLY  SIT  AND  PLAY  WITH  IT

UNTIL  I  AM  IN  THE  MOOD.

THE  MOOD  FOR  THE  MEAL  HE  HAS   GIVEN  ME

IS  NOT  HE  IS  NOT  WAITING  FOR.

HE  STARTS  WITH  THE  PHYSICAL

THE  SPIRITUAL  HE  DISREGARDS

AND  BECAUSE  HE HAS'NT  EVOLVED YET

HE  AWAITS  MY  BITING  JAW

SHROOM.

                                                   WANDERING   SHAWOMAN



WHEN  I  THINK

OF  HOW  FAR

             I

  STILL  MUST  GO

            I

 FIND IT AMUSING 

TO  CONSIDER

HOW  FAR

          I

HAVE  COME

                                      ORGANS   DONATED  PLEASE

OH GIVE  ME  A  HOME

CAUSE  MU


 LIVER'S  GONE  WRONG

BUT  I'M  SURE  A  NEW  ONE'S  ON  ITS  WAY

IT 'S  HARD  TO  EXPLAIN,

BUT  I THINK IT  WAS  PAIN

THAT HAS KEPT ME  DRINKING

ALL DAY

OH  GIVE  ME  A  HOME

SCLEROSIS  MOVED  IN  ON  IT'S OWN

NOW  WE SHARE THE SAME

HOUSE   OF  PAIN

AND  I  WONDER  IF  I'LL

HAVE  TO  STAY  

                                         IS IT ANY WONDER


STILL  FUNCTIONING  ON  YOUR  FORTY  YEARS

TORTURED  PAST.

MAKING  OTHERS  FEEL  CRAPPY

AUTOMATICALLY  ELEVATES  YOU?

YOU  CAN'T GO  FORTY  YEARS

OF NOT HAVING IT STRAIGHT

AND HEAR IT STRAIGHT FOR ONE HUNDRED AND  FIFTY  SECONDS

AND  EXPECT TO  HAVE  IT,

OR  KEEP  IT  STRAIGHT.

IT  DON'T  WORK  THAT  FAST


EVEN  FOR  WONDER  WOMAN.

UNDERSTAND IT  +  GRAB  IT  =  BEAT  IT

                                                IN  HARMONY  WITH  NATURE


YOU  KNOW  ITS  SPRING

WHEN  THE  FIRST

 BUGS  APPEAR

EVEN  THOUGH  THE  SNOW  STILL  FALLS

THE  WARMING  SUN  IS  NEAR 

                 GOD  OF  TEN  NAMES


ALMIGHTY  GOD,  ESSENCE  OF  DIVINITY  INFLUENCING  THE  SERAPH RIM:
THROUGH  WHOM  THE  GIFT  OF  LIFE IS  BESTOWED  ON  ALL  THINGS,
I  BESEECH  YOU,  TO  AID  IN  MY  SPIRITUAL  DEVELOPMENT

AND  THROUGH  THE  CHERUBIM,  I  ASK  FOR  WISDOM, AND TO SEE THROUGH  AND MIDI GATE THE  NEGATIVE  ACTIONS  OF  OTHERS

DELIVER  ME  OH  ELOHIM  FROM  IMPENDING  EVIL  FATES,  AND  GIVE  ME  PROVIDENCE  AND  UNDERSTANDING,  TO  SPEAK  WITH  ABSENT  SOULS  AND  TO  UNDERSTAND  GOD.

I  GIVE  HONOR  AND  THANKS  TO  GOD;  AND  ASK  FOR  MERCY  CLEMENCY,  GOODNESS  GRACE  PIETY  AND  MAGNIFICENCE

I  ASPIRE  FOR  HIGH  POWER,  AND THE ABILITY  TO  USE  THAT  POWER  FOR  THE  HIGHEST  HONOR  AND  GLORY  OF  GOD

LORD,  LET  BEAUTY  AND  GLORY  BE  BROUGHT  NEAR  IN  LOVE

AND  LET  TRIUMPH,  VICTORY,  AND  JUSTICE  FOR  ETERNITY  OVERCOME  ALL OF  MY  ENEMY'S  AS  I  GAIN  STRENGTH  SPIRITUALLY,  MENTALLY  AND  PHYSICALLY,
MORALLY AND EMOTIONALLY

I  ASK  FOR HARMONY,ORDER AND AGREEMENT TO  FORGIVE  MY  PAST, PRESENT,AND FUTURE  SINS,  AS  THE DIFFERENCES  BETWEEN  FRIENDS,  FAMILY,  AND  LOVES  ARE  HEALED,  IN  GOOD HEALTH  FOR  THE  MUTUAL  BENEFIT  OF  ALL  AND  IN  GODS  GOOD  TIME.

OMNIPOTENT  RULER  OF  INCREASE  AND  DECREASE  OF  ALL THINGS,  I  AM  GRATEFUL  THAT  THE  WHEEL  OF  GOOD  FORTUNE  HAS  STOPPED  AT  MY  DOOR,  AND  THAT  I  HAVE  THE  ABILITY  AND  WISDOM  TO  USE  UNDERSTAND  APPRECIATE  AND  SHARE  THE  LESSONS  AND  BLESSINGS  THAT  IT  BRINGS.

I  AM  GRATEFUL  FOR  KINGDOM  AND  EMPIRE  AND THROUGH  JESUS  I  AM  IN  CONTROL..  AND  I  GAIN  POWER  OVER  OTHERS  ESPECIALLY IF NOT EXCLUSIVELY BY  THE  POWER  OF  THEIR  KNOWLEDGE.

I  AM  THAT  I  AM

                                                         THE  BORDER?


GET A RECIPE  FOR  GUACAMOLE

AND  GET  OVER  IT

AFTER  TWO  YEARS

  ON  THIS  BAD

AMERICAN  DIET

THEY  WILL  BE

FRESH  MEAT

FOR  THE  BODY  SNATCHERS.



?

CAN A COWBOY RIDE A MUSTANG?

ONLY IF THE COWBOY IS 33 AND THE MUSTANG IS 64 BUT SHE WILL TAKE HIM TO THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF AND THEN SHE WILL THROW HIM OFF.

                                                         FULL CIRCLE


YEA,  GOD  BLESS  AMERICA

PAYBACK  IS  A  BITCH  AIN'T  IT

DIDN'T   YO  MAMA

EVER  TELL  YOU

ABOUT   STEALING  GIRLY?

WHAT  GOES  AROUND  COMES  AROUND.

                                   WILL HE  BITE?


DISCIPLINE  AIN'T  A  BAD  DOG

HE  JUST  DON'T  WANT  YOU  NEAR.

HE IS AN  UP  IN  YOUR  FACE  PET  ME  MAN,

HE  LOVES  HIS  MOTHER  DEAR.

IF  YOU  AIN'T  RIGHT  HE  TELLS  ME

HE  IS  THE  FIRST  TO  BARK

HE'LL  RUN  HIS  REIGN

TO  THE  LENGTH  OF  HIS  CHAIN,

IT'S  BEST  IF  YOU  DON'T

GET  TOO  CLOSE.

                                                         WHAT  YOU  CAN  DO


YOU  CAN'T  GET  RID  OF  THE  FORCE

BUT  YOU  CAN  GET  DISCONNECTED  FROM  THE  SOURCE

OF  EVIL.

                                                      S T U P I D  A N D  S T E W E D


I S  YOUR  SWEET  TOOTH


DIGGING  YOUR


GRAVE  FOR  YOU?


IS  YOUR  WILL POWER  


STOMPING  YOU  DOWN?


WELL  IF  YOU  ARE  LETTING  THEM  WIN,


JUST  TAKE  OUT  INSURANCE


THAT  WILL INSURE  YOU  WILL   SOON  BE  PUT  AWAY  IN  STYLE;


IN  THE  MORTUARY  SPECIAL


OVERSIZE--DOUBLE  WIDE


REST  IN  PEACE


THE  CRYPT KEEPERS  DESIGNER  CASKET,


OR STOP STUFFING  YOURSELF  STUPID


UNTIL  YOU  ARE  STUPID  AND  STEWED  

                                                            SEX  AND  SUPPER

IS  ON  MY  MEN  U  SEE

MY  LOVER  LIKES  TO  COOK  AND  HE  LIKES  TO  SERVE  ME

I   LIKE  HIS  MEATLOAF  AND  BISCUITS

HE  LIKES  MY  PEACHES  AND  CREAM



WE  REALLY DON.T  NEED  A  MOVIE

OR  A  GLASS OF  WINE

JUST A  KISS IN  THE  RIGHT  PLACE

AND  JUST  A  LITTLE  TIME



LIKE  JACK  SPRAT  WHO  COULD  EAT  NO  FAT

AND  HIS  WIFE  WHO  COULD  EAT  NO  LEAN

WHEN  WE  HAVE  SEX  AND  SUPPER

WE  LICK  OUR  PLATTERS  CLEAN. 

                                                                       H.  B.  G.

I   HAVE   A   PLASTIC   BEAR   BOTTLE   OF    HONEY

I  BOUGHT  FROM  THE  DOLLAR  STORE

BEFORE I  OPENED  UP  THE  BOTTLE

I NAMED  THAT  HONEY  BEAR  GEORGE

I OPENED UP MY  HONEY  BEAR  AND  SQUEEZED

THE  HONEY  ON  MY  LIPS

I  LICK  THEM  IN  ANTICIPATION  FOR  MY

NEXT  DELICIOUS  SIP.

IT  PLEASES  ME  TO  SEE  THE  HONEY   POUR


SMOOTHLY  OUT  OF  HONEY  BEARS  HEAD


ALL I  HAVE  TO  DO  TO  GET  SOME  


IS GIVE HIM  A  SQUEEZE  WHILE  I


LAY  HEAR  IN  BED  


AND THAT'S  THE  TRUTH